September 2010
113 posts
lol OUCH.
My mom tried to yell at my for spilling 7 Up on accident.
I called her out on fucking 3 random guys and called her a whore. She had nothing to say.
I win. Again. Always.
LOSIN FOLLOWERS LYK YEAHHHH
August 2010
229 posts
Why does Mike Funetes have such big hands? Because...
-whiskeyhands:
victorvincentfuentes:
moneymattersbitchesdont:
I’m literally dying of laughter at my own jokes :)
Fuentes* and it’s also so he can smack big old asses.
I started talking to this boy I met like last year...
And he’s adorable.
I JUST HAVE TO SAY IT SOMEWHERE.
He’s fucking adorable.
I wanna build a fort, cuddle, and watch Jerry Springer with him. Ahh
Dear Tumblr,
I’m sorry I have been neglecting you for I have been too busy not doing homework and getting drunk.
LOL.
But really. I just haven’t found time to get on. Unfollow me if you’d like. I’M GONNA MAKE TIME FOR TUMBLR STARTING…. TOMORROW.
w/ < 33
Mike Fuentes' ears appreciation blog '10
-whiskeyhands:
so adorable. :3
Guise..
I am freaking in love. I am so in love. I was at the mall a few weeks ago. Went into the pet store and there was the cutest little puppy I ever did see. So I played with her and she is just so adorable. I let her chew on my purse and drag it around and bite my fingers and everything. I named her homegurl. I don’t ever want anyone to buy her. I need 700 bucks so I can buy her and make her...
I am now consumed by school, alcohol, boys, and...
Oh, my life.
Lol.
Do I freakin care that I'm drinking by myself on a...
NOPE.
Umm...
I definitely don’t want to go to school tomorrow.
lost 2 followers.
TIME TO WATCH MY NIGHTLY HP.
500th post !
I had to.
“I’ll bring us through this. As always. I’ll carry you - kicking and...”
omg.
Is this real life ? Omg.
“And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and...”
Hahahahahaha.
She gave up already.
FUCKIN VICTORY.
I forgot Tumblr dies at like 2.
O insomnia. Why must you come back right now before school starts ?
Can’t wait to run on 3 hours of sleep every day.
:|
Never really awake, never really asleep.
AND I FORGOT
Embarassing pictures on FB for all of your friends to see !
Dumb whore, you're going to regret not getting off...
Prepare for
Cat butt in face
Stinky tunnels in face
Sharpie facial drawings
Me making your face into a seating place for my butt
A new haircut !?
To be harpooned and taken back to seaworld
Fall asleep on my couch and you’re fair game, bitch.
NO. YOU KNOW WHAT.
I’ll just treat you like I treat the dog and squirt you with a squirt gun until you get the fuck up.
If you don't get the fuck off of the couch
I will fucking chop up your body parts and move them for you lazy piece of shit sister.
Please go back to Clyde and don’t come back. I like it better when you don’t exist.
I wish I had a cute boy to text, also.
o0o0o
You probably shouldn’t flatter yourself.
I talk about how stupid you are for thinking getting your period a day early means you’re pregnant and that your hair looks like you coloured it with kool aid.
Get over yourself.
yikeshesdead asked: hey how old are u ?
